Mute Button.

HA! Like that's a threat anyone is concerned about!

LOL!!!

Don't talk about me like I'm not here!!!

I heard that shit, and I will leave the Internet again if you keep it up!!!

She'll get there eventually...

Me: Mama, I have a date this weekend!
Mama Lou: Oh, really?!
Me: Yep! I met him last Sunday and he asked me out a couple days later.
Mama Lou: How gay is he? He's not, like..."HEY GIRL!" [flails arms], is he?
Me: Mom, are you kidding? You're kidding, right?
Mama Lou: I'm just wondering!!!
Me: No, mom, no he isn't. And for the record, you're an asshole.
Mama Lou: [LOL!!!]

JESSE! I APPRECIATE THE LOVE!!! BUT I WANT OUT OF THE CIRCLE!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT!!!

I have a date tonight!

Hopefully he’s as nice as he seems, but then again I’M attracted to him, so there’s gotta be some serious hidden damage somewhere.

JERMAINIAHOWDAREYOU!!!

I do not jerk in a circular fashion….I just created the icon for it.

Don't be sensitive! THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!

And I love you.

something stupid.

(via jesseboy)

Is this a caption for your avatar, or are you trying to help me out???

STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!

I don't remember how to do this.

It was easier when I did it on the daily, but now….now I feel like a fish out of water. Quick, someone say something stupid so I can tell you to shut up!