who started this accent business anyway?
gamesockson: jermainia: sistermarymartha: scottfriday: suddenly it’s dashbomb material. ...
Dec 17th
I hate that you have to poosh that...
It makes me so tard.
Dec 17th
I'm fairly secure in my belief that none...
Toast with butter and apple jelly. Mama Lou’s family has an impressive arsenal of made-up...
Dec 17th
Perfect.
gamesockson: rosasparks: sistermarymartha: yosamanthrax: I’m not fighting about it either. ...
Dec 17th
sistermarymartha:
Our Lady of Rosacea holding the tragic...
Dec 17th
JINGLE BALLS TO THE WALL?!?!
God bless you everyone, J.
Dec 17th
I want a puppy so bad, y’all. I’m feeling serious pains in my uterus. I may birth a...
Dec 16th
Listen
I Want You So Bad I Can’t Breathe - Ok Go
Dec 15th
My work here is done.
Dec 15th
I couldn’t help myself.
Dec 15th
PEARLNECKLACE!!!
Dec 15th
Would you prefer some Secret Santa jizzum, Jesseboy?
Dec 15th
holy angel in heaven
andshesback: i have never smelled a worse smell than what is coming out of elmer’s ass right now ...
Dec 15th
Even Musically Oblivious 8th Grader knows, y’all.
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
OH MAH GAH A DANCING LEMON!
Dec 15th
She really wants to lose 3 pounds.
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
OMG I'm here just in time for musically...
It took me about 10 fucking minutes to log in (apparently, in my absence I’ve been taken off...
Dec 15th
OH MY GOD DID I REALLY JUST POST...
I’m not very good at this anymore.
Dec 12th
That hat isn't hiding those hamster...
IT IS NOT WORKING.
Dec 12th
Shane Sparks really needs to lay off the...
Homeboy be swole up in all the wrong places. Also, he is the worst choreographer that has ever been...
Dec 12th
Leo must have eaten a bowl of DEATH for...
because his gases are about to do me in. The worst part though is that they’re perfectly timed...
Dec 12th
jermainia:
smybs:
Single Ladies dance with the crosswalk...
Dec 12th
I got cut early. Beer and fancy sammy time!
Dec 9th
Watch
smybs:
Absolutely.
SHOULDERDANCINGREBLOG!!!
Dec 9th
I hate that that whole incident makes me...
BUT IT FEELS SOFA KING GOOD.
Dec 8th
You were swamped? That's why we never...
You mean, you were so busy that you couldn’t send a text or an email? Well, THAT’S a...
Dec 8th
HA HA! HA HA!
Wow, I know I have complained about Facebook and it’s chat and how horrible it is. But this,...
Dec 8th
"Hello...Dexter Morgan."
Y’all, I’m going to be all fucking keyed up until the Dexter season finale this Sunday....
Dec 8th
Why won't they let me be learned?!
I’ve been trying to register for continuing education courses at my alma mater for the past...
Dec 8th
I KNOW A LIAR WHEN I SEE ONE. THAT IS A LIE BUT I’M...
Dec 7th
TAYLOR DOES NOT HAVE A SHIRT ON. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS LIES. HE IS A LIAR. AN AFGHAN IS NOT A SHIRT.
Dec 7th
TAYLOR THIS IS NOT HOW WE DO THINGS HERE. WHERE IS YOUR...
Dec 7th
“No Bitch Assness”
— my
— my
Dec 7th
And I am an assette.
Dec 6th
Jermainia is an asset to the internet. I...
If you haven’t, then now you know.
Dec 6th
Meet me halfway,
right at the borderline. That’s where I’m gonna wait for you.
Dec 6th
Melrose Place is here to remind you that...
Case in point, who damaged this Asian prostitute’s lipses??? She looks like Jeff Lewis.
Dec 4th
Unfortunately, Ash Simp hasn't learned...
I will watch until she DIES.
Dec 4th
Heather Locklear is teaching me the...
Bitch emotes as well as a puppet made out of a paper lunch bag.
Dec 4th
I'm tired of looking at Leo's penis.
What are you teaching this dog, Smybs?
Dec 4th
*clears throat* KERI HILSON GOT TWO GRAMMY...
Dec 3rd
STOP TAKING ALL OF THE PATTERINS!!!
Dec 3rd
All of the stripes just walked into the bar. Why did you take all of the stripes?! YOU ALREADY TOOK...
Dec 3rd
Actually, I can do this. I will prevail. Who sleeps anyways? I don’t. Ever. I can’t do...
Dec 3rd
This is the night in which I unleash my neediness. WHERE ARE THE PILLOWS IN THIS BARHOLE?
Dec 3rd
MY BED WOULD BE SO USEFUL. DO YOU SEE THIS SMYBS??? I KNOW YOU ARE CHECKING TUMBLR ON YOUR FANCY...
Dec 3rd
What are these people even TALKING about? Where is Jesus? What knight is this? Did I just bring up...
Dec 3rd
Mobile tumbling is the onliest thing that will keep me awake. Get ready.
Dec 3rd
It’s hard to concentrate on resting when all you want to do is feel up on it, ya know? Also,...
Dec 3rd
Y’all I’ma pass out in this here chair. I be so sleepy. Sleeping with the boy is so...
Dec 3rd
Thanks to GYLR and Smybs' painting...
I did pretty well! AND I got lost in it. I’m gonna have to pick this up again.
Dec 3rd
I just don't really understand things...
What the fuck else is new?
Dec 3rd
I WILL NOT START A DASHBOARD...
YOU WILL NOT TRICK ME. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Dec 3rd
HELP I AM DROWNING! WHERE AM I??? WHERE...
WHERE IS ANYTHING???
Dec 3rd
I was procrastinating about setting up...
I’m all wavey now.
Dec 3rd
smybs:
Arts and crafts time with GYLR!!!
I’m...
Dec 2nd
bah haha mutebutton, you caught it...
(via andshesback) SEE! I DID!
Dec 2nd
YOU KNOW WHAT ICE CREAM DOES TO YOU.
andshesback: mutebutton: BUT IT BE SO GOOD. BUT YOUR GOING TO EXPLODE YOURSELF. BUT REESE’S BE...
Dec 2nd
YOU KNOW WHAT ICE CREAM DOES TO YOU.
BUT IT BE SO GOOD. BUT YOU’RE GOING TO EXPLODE YOURSELF. BUT REESE’S BE IN THERE. ...
Dec 2nd
Last time I was here I updated you on...
Today I’m going to update you on the state of my overactive GI system. I’m considering...
Dec 2nd
It works again.
All it needed was a little drop on the floor! Anyone have any tech issues they need resolved?...
Dec 2nd
The OK button on my phone, which unlocks...
NOT OK BUTTON!!!
Dec 2nd