STOP TAKING ALL OF THE PATTERINS!!!
All of the stripes just walked into the bar. Why did you take all of the stripes?! YOU ALREADY TOOK ALL OF THE ARGYLE!!!
Actually, I can do this. I will prevail. Who sleeps anyways? I don’t. Ever. I can’t do this.
This is the night in which I unleash my neediness. WHERE ARE THE PILLOWS IN THIS BARHOLE?
MY BED WOULD BE SO USEFUL. DO YOU SEE THIS SMYBS??? I KNOW YOU ARE CHECKING TUMBLR ON YOUR FANCY HANDHELD INTERNET THINGY. WHERE ARE YOU?
What are these people even TALKING about? Where is Jesus? What knight is this? Did I just bring up something old? Probably. Shut up, Max.
Mobile tumbling is the onliest thing that will keep me awake. Get ready.
It’s hard to concentrate on resting when all you want to do is feel up on it, ya know? Also, trying not to dutch oven him is tiring.
Y’all I’ma pass out in this here chair. I be so sleepy. Sleeping with the boy is so great, but not restful.
I did pretty well! AND I got lost in it. I’m gonna have to pick this up again.