Mute Button.

STOP TAKING ALL OF THE PATTERINS!!!

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:03:05 -0500

STOP TAKING ALL OF THE PATTERINS!!!

All of the stripes just walked into the bar. Why did you take all of the stripes?! YOU ALREADY TOOK...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:02:11 -0500

All of the stripes just walked into the bar. Why did you take all of the stripes?! YOU ALREADY TOOK ALL OF THE ARGYLE!!!

Actually, I can do this. I will prevail. Who sleeps anyways? I don’t. Ever. I can’t do...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:57:03 -0500

Actually, I can do this. I will prevail. Who sleeps anyways? I don’t. Ever. I can’t do this.

This is the night in which I unleash my neediness. WHERE ARE THE PILLOWS IN THIS BARHOLE?

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:52:03 -0500

This is the night in which I unleash my neediness. WHERE ARE THE PILLOWS IN THIS BARHOLE?

MY BED WOULD BE SO USEFUL. DO YOU SEE THIS SMYBS??? I KNOW YOU ARE CHECKING TUMBLR ON YOUR FANCY...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:50:32 -0500

MY BED WOULD BE SO USEFUL. DO YOU SEE THIS SMYBS??? I KNOW YOU ARE CHECKING TUMBLR ON YOUR FANCY HANDHELD INTERNET THINGY. WHERE ARE YOU?

What are these people even TALKING about? Where is Jesus? What knight is this? Did I just bring up...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:48:26 -0500

What are these people even TALKING about? Where is Jesus? What knight is this? Did I just bring up something old? Probably. Shut up, Max.

Mobile tumbling is the onliest thing that will keep me awake. Get ready.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:45:35 -0500

Mobile tumbling is the onliest thing that will keep me awake. Get ready.

It’s hard to concentrate on resting when all you want to do is feel up on it, ya know? Also,...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:44:17 -0500

It’s hard to concentrate on resting when all you want to do is feel up on it, ya know? Also, trying not to dutch oven him is tiring.

Y’all I’ma pass out in this here chair. I be so sleepy. Sleeping with the boy is so...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:42:01 -0500

Y’all I’ma pass out in this here chair. I be so sleepy. Sleeping with the boy is so great, but not restful.

Thanks to GYLR and Smybs' painting endeavors, I painted for the first time in 4 (5?) years.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:38:34 -0500

I did pretty well! AND I got lost in it. I’m gonna have to pick this up again.

I just don't really understand things today.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:24:50 -0500

What the fuck else is new?

I WILL NOT START A DASHBOARD CONVERSATION.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:51:36 -0500

YOU WILL NOT TRICK ME. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

HELP I AM DROWNING! WHERE AM I??? WHERE ARE THE FART WAVES???

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:48:22 -0500

WHERE IS ANYTHING???

I was procrastinating about setting up my Google Wave account until I saw Jermainia and Teeb's "Fart Wave."

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 20:43:59 -0500

I’m all wavey now.

smybs: Arts and crafts time with GYLR!!! I’m coming...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:33:00 -0500

smybs:

Arts and crafts time with GYLR!!!

I’m coming after I finish all this stupid real life shit that I’m supposed to be doing instead of writing about poop and farts!!!

bah haha mutebutton, you caught it before i did

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:26:26 -0500

(via andshesback)

SEE! I DID!

YOU KNOW WHAT ICE CREAM DOES TO YOU.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:24:09 -0500

andshesback:

mutebutton:

BUT IT BE SO GOOD.

BUT YOUR GOING TO EXPLODE YOURSELF.

BUT REESE’S BE IN THERE.

STOOOOOOOP!!!

BITCH I FIXED IT!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT ICE CREAM DOES TO YOU.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:16:00 -0500

BUT IT BE SO GOOD.

BUT YOU’RE GOING TO EXPLODE YOURSELF.

BUT REESE’S BE IN THERE.

STOOOOOOOP!!!

Last time I was here I updated you on the state of my overactive GI system.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:08:30 -0500

Today I’m going to update you on the state of my overactive GI system. I’m considering renaming this blahg, “Colostomy Blog : The Complete Guide To Where My Poop Comes From,” but I doubt many of you (all 2 of you that still subject yourself to this mind rot) would appreciate that.

Anyways, ol’ genius here decided he’d feed his lactose intolerant face a milkshake while hanging out with the new boy last night. The results were highly sexy, let me tell you. Nothing is more appealing than excusing yourself from making out to let out an earth-shaking burp, or sneaking into the bathroom to fart while he takes his dog out to take a whiz. Somehow he hasn’t run away screaming (or gasping for air) yet.

Lesson learned. Maybe.

It works again.

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:43:00 -0500

All it needed was a little drop on the floor! Anyone have any tech issues they need resolved? I’m a certified professional.